its all good

my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me

me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

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naturallybrunete:

bby

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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
 *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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